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Amid reports that several First Nations reserves that were hit hardest by the swine flu outbreak have received dozens of body bags as part of Health Canada’s relief efforts, it has become increasingly clear that our good ‘ole government just crossed up a couple of memos.

Grand Chief of Manitoba’s northern First Nations, David “Good” Harper is looking for an explanation from Health Canada after body bags were found in packages that also contained hand sanitizer and face masks.  Yes, here in Canada when we are faced with an outbreak of devastating proportions we just dump Purell on it.  Grand Chief Harper voiced his concerns on Wednesday, and is demanding some answers from Stephen “Bad” Harper’s government.

“If this is preparedness, they’re sending the wrong message to our communities. Who would do such a thing?” Grand Chief David Harper, who represents Manitoba’s northern First Nations, asked Wednesday.

“It’s like sending body bags to Afghanistan for our soldiers. We’ve been asking for proper health institutions, proper health equipment. Instead, what do we get? Body bags. That’s totally unacceptable.”

Whatever the fallout of this national embarrassment, it probably still won’t be enough to deter Stephen Harper’s campaign of creepiness from sweeping across Canada’s conservative pockets.

It has become increasingly clear, that Harper, who has been spending heavily on upgrading Canada’s dwindling military efforts is petrified of the threat of terror.  So much so that someone, somewhere in his bumbling bureaucracy was confused and ordered a heavy supply of body bags be sent to northern Manitoba to combat the impending arrival of John Fucking Rambo.